i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
We need to rekindle our bromance
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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