Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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