So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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