Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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