dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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