Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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