evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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