If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Someone shit on the floor
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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