Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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