sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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