Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
wow bdsm is so cute
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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