Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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