When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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