Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just want nice things and good sex
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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