I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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