Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
