He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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