what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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