Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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