roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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