so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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Oh Jesus.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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