Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I think people are normalizing furries
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
And then he peed in my hair
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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