I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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