There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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