we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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