My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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