I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
The power of my boobs compel you
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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