can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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