You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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