hell yes lets make some ravioli
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
