i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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