so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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