Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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