Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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