Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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