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(414): View more from Wisconsin

We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.

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(301): View more from Maryland

If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.

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(248): View more from Michigan

There r osticjed everywhere

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line

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(213): View more from California

hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"

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(813): View more from Florida

It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.

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