I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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