Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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