bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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