I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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