David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
How does it feel to date your dad?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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