i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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