only if we run a train.
done.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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