dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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