i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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