dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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