is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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