you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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