he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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