You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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