I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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