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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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