My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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