Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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